Friday, April 24, 2009

Dear Heidi Klum,



Dear Heidi Klum,

Not only are you a gorgeous supermodel with long legs, great hair and a perfect face, apparently you are also extremely fertile. You are pregnant with your fourth child.

Truly, congratulations are in order, but I have to say, I am a wee bit jealous. You seem to be able to pop out ADORABLE children with your rich and famous husband, Seal with ease. After giving birth, you are able to get back your amazing body and be on the Vitcoria's Secret runway 3 months postpartum.

It is possible that you've had some secret battle with infertility, but I sort of doubt it since your kids are all close together... but who knows? Maybe I am wrong.

Anyway, just wanted to tell you that you've given Infertile America a reason to be jealous, along with every other woman in the world who wishes her body looked like yours in a swimsuit.

Green with envy,
Carrie

7 comments:

  1. I second that emotion! I saw her on "I get that a lot" and she was just adorable. I wanted to hate her but just couldn't do it.

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  2. I have a hard time hating Heidi too, but I must say that if I have to hear that story about the day she met Seal and he was wearing bike shorts and his package was so big one more time, I will barf.

    Looking at that cover of US Weekly, I have to say I'm kind of glad I let my subscription run out....

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  3. I know - she is so effing cute and perfect and I am pea green with envy ;)

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  4. I can't imagine being that fertile! Rich and fertile- what a combination.

    I need to say congrats on the wonderul 7 week u/s. I've been reading all your posts but haven't been able to comment. I had a crazy week at work. I am so happy you had a great appt!

    And, as always, I understand your worries. They never go away no matter what stage of pregnancy you're at. They just change. I am sure once baby is born the worry will only intensify. It is something I need to learn to live with and focus on the positive. Easier said than done isn't it?

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  5. Ha ha, that is funny :) Congrats btw on the triplets :)

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